"... and you did it to yourself."  - Terrance Popp

'Plain Janes have it easier than me': Unlucky-in-love shop assistant claims she's TOO good-looking to find a boyfriend
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4491914/Manchester-woman-says-good-looking-love.html

Lauren Southern: What Every Girl Needs To Hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHIftZVfrQ

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Background Music: Real Bad Girl by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.